Hooliham goes for a run when he stumbles upon a big top tent that calls itself "The WAM Carnival." Curious about what that means, he opens a door that locks behind him. By the time he's let go, he has...

...taken almost 30 pies in the face

...taken 8 pies to the ass

...taken 5 pies to the crotch

...getting cream shot up his butt 5 times to save his girlfriend from the WAM Carnival

And some "extra special" treatment that won't make The WAM Carnival's YouTube reel...

...his first-ever facial

...giving a caramel-covered blow job to the carnival host

...getting stripped naked

...getting his underwear stripped off him and shoved into his mouth before taking a pie hard in the face

...getting thrown several times into a cream-filled pool.