Monarch Monthly is back for a new series! Your hosts Ivy and Nikki welcome you back.

The main event in this episode, is the first round of a new run of Monarch's Share Or Shaft where two girls compete to avoid a 20 shaving cream pie plus 1 bucket of slime plus 1 bucket of gross caramel trashing! That's enough mess for 2 girls... but will they be nice and share the money and the mess... or try and take the money for themselves, and have their opponent take all the mess?

This is the game where we pair the girls at random and they have to decide whether they want to share the cash and the mess, or try and stitch up their opponent. The rules are you draw a heart to show you want to 'share', but draw a cross to 'shaft'. Two hearts means the money and mess are shared, with both girls stripping to their underwear to be trashed. But if one girl shafts and one shares, then the girl who shafts wins all the money and stays clean, and the poor other girl has to strip topless to receive *all* the mess and that's a lot of pies and slime! You have to be careful when trying to shaft the other girl tho, as two shafts mean both girls leave with no money, plus both girls will have to get fully naked and we'll even add some disgusting guacamole to the messy mix.

Today the contestants are Sadhbh and Alexandra. Both hotties, but if you need to who gets trashed, then feel free to send me a Dm.